Show #9: Radio Show Blasphemy
Your beloved Pastor does a radio interview with some oh-so-clever show hosts. Who are these ass-puppets, anyway? (mp3)

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Your beloved Pastor does a radio interview with some oh-so-clever show hosts. Who are these ass-puppets, anyway? (mp3)
Beloved Saints, listen and listen good. Lovers of The Da Vinci Code will be spellbound by the story I’m about to tell. (mp3)
There is a battle brewing, my Brothers and Sisters, and one of America’s most beloved daytime TV figures is going to bear the brunt of God’s wrath. He is so trusted, and so in league with the DEVIL of Misinformation! (mp3)
Oh, my brothers and sisters. My saints. I have sinned. If ever I needed you to understand the frailties of the flesh, it is now. Jessica Simpson. Daisy Duke. MTV. Please forgive me! (mp3)
In this episode, I play messages from some of those who’ve been healed by the angelic voice of Tom Jones, including someone having the Devil of dumb-assness cast out. (mp3)
Dear Beloved Saints, That SOB Beezlebub has been attacking my family! I am NOT gonna stand for his shenanigans! Listen to my mom and I as we discuss what that red-faced bastard did! (mp3)
What a glorious Independence Day it is, my beloved brothers & sisters! Oh hey, speaking of independence, why not become a independent minister ordained by my ministry, The Progressive Universal Life Church? (www.pulc.com). God has spoken to my heart to make all the disciples of my show “Reverends”. When I ordain you, you will be able to legally perform marriages, baptisms, funerals, etc.. We have many ministerial packages to choose from. Glory be to God! The PULC also offers several degree programs, many awarded for previous life, work or educational experience! Amen! Wouldn’t it be wonderful to get the degree you have earned and deserve today…and get to use the title “Doctor”? God Bless You for your support & let’s continue to celebrate our independence by giving the devil a black eye with more God anointed Pastor Jack shows!!! Click to show the devil who’s BOSS!
Do penis strap-ons make a man gay? Listen and decide for yourself. (mp3)